Tuesday, March 2, 2004

South Beach Diet Goes South

beach2.jpgWhat do you know? The diet failed. It failed because it couldn't hold its weight against Subway. Some of you might think that we actually failed the diet, but no, it is completely the other way around!! The diet failed Monica first, but it quickly failed me. Egg beaters are from Satan's chickens and salads are meant for appetizers... not stinkin' meals--can I get an Amen?
So, watch out for these diets that are doomed to fail you. They are so undependable and will leave you lonely every time you go to eat. This is just friendly advice for you. If you can find a diet that won't fail you, please tell us about it... but as for now, we have been jilted because the South Beach Diet failed.

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